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Kate is armed with a not unimpressive degree in Creative Writing as well as an undeniable kink for words and nothing better to do than muck about with them to her heart’s content. She harbours unnatural and complex desires towards men who make her laugh and channels this into her work as a coping mechanism.
For more than half her life, she has concentrated on crafting stories about sarcastic women having blisteringly hot and completely satisfying fucks in as many different and debauched ways as possible – no mean feat when she only started having sex in 2017. Her major influences are vintage underwear, deviant Victorians, dark irreverent comedy, baked goods, Alan Bennett and the music of George Formby. She lives in The North(TM) and has an unplaceable accent.