I want your filth! After I wrote this piece which managed to be erotically charged whilst featuring the word stiffy, I toyed with the idea of running a competition with the theme being ‘making unsexy words sexy’. And right now I have nothing better to do than run the fucking competition!
THE RULES
- You must use a minimum of two words from the list. If you want to attempt to use all twenty, be my guest. Well, 19. The 20th spot is author’s choice – just let me know your chosen awful WORD!
- This is not the fabulous Euph-Off – the object is to write good, squirmy erotica. If you write something hilarious that it’s impossible to wank to, save your ardour for next March!
- Please keep it to under 1k words if possible
No transphobia, misogyny, homophobia, scat, non-con or characters under 18 (obvs)
Entries must be received by midnight (UK time) Sunday August 9th (my birthday)I’ll make this my pinned post for the whole month – please add your link in the replies.Have fun!
The words
- Fart
- Stiffy
- Splosh
- Norks
- Titties
- Baps
- Boobies
- Muff
- Diddle
- K/Nob
- Humping
- Bumping uglies
- Minge
- Discharge
- Plums
- love length
- Wide-on
- Pump
- Flaps
- Author’s choice – Wildcard
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