If you know me below surface level, beyond sexy times, my primary interest is comedy – standup, sitcoms, podcasts, web series – I devour everything,…
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Last night I was turned on for the first time in a long while. I’d forgotten that I could do it. I’d forgotten that other…
2 CommentsTwo of those fat, Crayola felt tips, discovered at the far bottom of the craft box, purchased during a brief adult colouring book phase. She…
1 CommentMy knicker drawer is a state. Everything gets flung in there without care or consequence and this is the reason that one day I will…
1 CommentBy the end of this story I’m going to be a stupid, wet mess. Sorry, I’m already a stupid, wet mess right now but… Just…
Leave a CommentThere’s four of us at the breakfast table – the father, the son, the mother and me. Well, I say four, it’s three – the…
5 CommentsLet’s pretend we’re gonna fuck. See, your ears have pricked up, haven’t they? Your eyes are sparkling and you’ve gone all puppy dog. I’m going…
3 CommentsIn my twenties, I had this postcard of Bettie Page on my wall, a picture of the World‘s favourite pinup in service mode, eyeing the…
1 CommentA wise woman once said that ‘Self-examination is all well and good but is it really necessary after lovemaking?’. To which a second wise woman…
2 CommentsA red lips push up bra dress you can’t sit down in night. A smudged mascara choke on my cock, choke on it slut, choke…
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